Halo Heads

The modern age has revolutionized parenting. Nowadays there are complex contraptions that sell for the cost of a mortgage payment!! I see strollers cruising down the street that probably have far more complicated blueprints than NASA. I spot Unidentified Strolling Objects everywhere like I live on Mars or something. The instruction manual must be the size of the Yellow Pages because I don't think I could manage getting that USO (Unidentified Strolling Object) out of the box let alone keep my baby from ejecting out into the intergalactic space. The other day I nearly had to be rushed to the ER for stitches in my chin because my jaw plummeted to the floor when I observed a stroller with a scooter attached to it!!! You can strap your newborn up and then keep your other ankle biter from griping and grousing about plodding through stores. Man do they think of everything!!

Now my cousin, Melody, is a complete yuppie (Young Urban Professional) and she has got it gooinngg onnnn!! Her child's wardrobe makes The Chronicles of Narnia closet look like a joke! The benevolent lion god, Asian, and the white witch, Jadis, are minuscule compared to the luxurious coats, sparkly headbands, kaleidoscopic dresses, and darling shoes found in this little girl's wardrobe. Paris Hilton would be jealous of the pure volume of garments she has amassed in the eight months spent existing on this earth. Paris Hilton once said she never wears anything twice, well my baby cousin could be an heiress because the word "repeat" doesn't even exist in her vocabulary (technically no words exist in her vocabulary so I wasn't exaggerating one bit!!)

You can never find her without a headband on its like trying to find my grandma without her hot pink lipstick on. That's just preposterous!! The other day she adorned the most beautiful headband! The halo across her forehead made her glow like an angel!  My cousin, Sara, makes headbands so I figured it was the latest design she had created. To my surprise, while scouring Anthropologies' racks I stumbled upon the identical headband!!!

Finding it so fortuitously inside of my beloved store made me even more thrilled about the halo band! I highly recommend tripsying down to Anthro and purchasing this sparkly beaded essential! The holidays are looming right around the corner and this is perfect to bedeck yourself with. We ornament the christmas trees why not ornament our outfits?! Tis the season right?? Once this is accessible you can show up to any party looking like the snowy Jadi from Narnia!!